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Chuck Ellis, legally Charles Ellis, was born December 15, 1985, in Charlotte, North Carolina, by the name Jeremy Eli Nicholas to parents Bill Nicholas and his mother, Gwendolyn. Chuck Ellis is an American songwriter, vocalist and music producer. He was given the name Current when adopted at age 9 by his stepfather and later released an EP and a full-length album under the name Jeremy Current.

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